Overheard in the Kremlin
Trump: Vlad? Vlad? Are
you there?
Putin: Yes,
Donald.
Trump: I still
think it’s so cool you let me call you ‘Vlad.’
Putin: I know, Donald
[wincing]. You tell me that every time
we talk. So how are things?
Trump: Not good,
Vlad. Remember how you told me that the
Democrats would cave in over the wall?
Putin: Of course,
Donald. I remember everything.
Trump: Well, they
haven’t. I even threatened to declare a national
emergency last week last week and everyone laughed at me.
Putin: Yes,
Donald. That was ill-advised. I wish you had asked me about that first.
Trump: I know,
Vlad, but I didn’t want to bother you again. As long as we’re talking now, don’t you think we
can back down from the wall. It would sure
help me out if we could get the government working again.
Putin: No, Donald. I am afraid we must insist on a wall, like we
discussed.
Trump: But, Vlad …
Putin: Donald,
listen to me. You must have faith. Remember back in 2016 when you were sure you were
going to lose by a lot? What happened
then?
Trump: You’re
right. But just so we’re clear, when
this is all done I get to build my hotel in Moscow, right?
Putin: Of course,
Donald.
Trump: Right next
to that funny looking church?
Putin: [Laughter in background] Just like I said, Donald.
Trump: Thanks,
Vlad. I guess I just needed a little
chat with an old friend. Good bye.
Putin: Bye,
Donald. [puts down receiver]
Aide: Well Vladimir Vladimirovich, how does he sound?
Putin: He’s
wavering. Get me Koch on the phone.
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