G20 Summit
Hamburg, Germany
July 7, 1017
IK: Daddy
DT: Yes,
pumpkin.
IK: Do you remember 1994?
DT: Sure.
IK: And do you remember ...?
DT: Sweetheart, listen. I have a lot of important meetings today, so
maybe you could get to the point.
IK: Okay,
it was April 1994, "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." You were supposed to take me to a staff
meeting where you were going to let me fire someone, but your wife at the time,
wanted to go to Las Vegas, so that was that.
DT: Yeah, I
kind of remember that, but didn't I ... I thought I ... I made it up to you,
right?
IK: What you
said was, "Some day, sweetheart I'll make it up to you, anything you want?"
DT: Are you
sure I never ...
IK: Here's the
deal. I know you have that Partnership
with Africa meeting coming up.
DT: Yeah, can't wait. So?
IK: I want to
sit in your chair!
DT: What?
IK: All you
have to do is say you were busy for a minute.
But I just want to sit in your chair.
Long enough for them to take pictures.
Do you sit next to Trudeau?
Please tell me it isn't that Indian troll.
DT: Honey. How's this going to look? I mean, people are already talking about how
you're getting special treatment.
IK: So now you're worried about what people are
saying. Look, Daddy, you owe me. Either I get to sit in that chair or I swear
I'll tell everyone about ...
DT: Okay. You win.
Five minutes, that's it.
IK: Oh boy! Oh
boy! Oh boy!
