As if the White House staff did not already have enough sensitive
topics to tiptoe around, President Trump's first international trip has
created another. An anonymous source
related, "Believe it or not, he thinks he should be earning frequent flyer
miles. Right after we took off from Andrews
he calls over one of the Air Force stewards and tries to hand him a slip of
paper. The young man looked perplexed,
so I thought I'd help out. 'Oh good, do you know
who I give my frequent flyer number to?'
I guess I looked just as puzzled, so he started to get mad. 'Doesn't
anyone know what's going on here? I
didn't bother with all the domestic flights, but I'll bet I'm racking up some sweet
mileage now.' So I told him that I would
get his number to the right person and walked away. Then I came back and told him that he didn't
need to worry about the next legs of the trip." Asked if he is worried about the President
becoming aware of the ruse, the aide replied, "As long as he doesn't start
bragging on Twitter about how he's never going to have to pay for a flight for
as long as he lives after he leaves office, I think I'll be okay." But what about the President's next
trip? "I'm just going to roll the
dice that there isn't going to be a 'next trip' or that if there is, I'll be
long gone."
Monday, May 22, 2017
Thursday, May 18, 2017
A Gift from Vlad
The one bright spot in what has been a
tumultuous week for President Trump was a gift from
Russian President Vladimir Putin delivered by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei
Lavrov in their now infamous private meeting.
"See this tie bar -- personally selected by Vlad. Yeah, Vlad, I guess that's what his friends
call him." With that Mr. Trump
looked down at his torso with clear pride and smiled wistfully. "It's actually kind of plain, but it's
the thought that counts. Just look at
this card he sent along. 'Dear Don, I
hope that you like the tie bar and that you never take it off. Vlad.
P.S. Because if you do, I'll know
right away!' See, he drew a little
smiley face here. What class."
"But Mr. President, aren't you worried that ..." "That I can't
wear the same tie bar every day? Funny,
that's what [National Security Adviser Lt. Gen.
H. R.] McMaster said too.
Who would have thought he cared about fashion? But like I told him, this goes great with the
dark suits and red ties I like. I've worn it every moment since, at least when I'm not golfing. Isn't that right?" An aide sitting nearby confirmed this with a weary nod. "I'm not even sure what it's made of. When you run your finger on it feels like an
alloy but it's a little heavy for a tie bar so I think it might be a real
metal."
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