Giuliani: 'I Never Went to Law School'

Washington, DC
January 22, 2019

After retracting controversial statements on the existence of collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government as well as the timing of efforts by the Trump Organization to develop a project in Moscow, Rudy Giuliani made yet another stunning revelation.

“Actually, I never went to law school.  I know that you come to ask me all these questions because I have this fancy title of ‘President’s personal attorney,’ but my staff researched the records and found out that I never went to law school.  So you need to take anything I see about the President’s legal problems with a huge grain of salt.”

“This is incredible, Mr. Giuliani.  After all, you came into public prominence as the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York.  And you built on that recognition to win two terms as Mayor of New York City.  Given that you never went to law school, doesn’t this mean that your entire public life has been a fraud?”

“Um …. Well … I’ll have to get back to you on that.”