Outside the Oval Office
January 28, 2019
Aide 1: [Closing door behind him] Get Mr. Mulvaney, quick!
Aide 2: What is it?
Aide 1: He has a new
idea.
Aide 2: What is it?
Aide 1: The wall.
Aide 2: Has he given
up on the idea?
Aide 1: If only. He wants a bigger wall.
Aide 2: What?
Aide 1: That’s right.
Someone convinced him that there was so
little support for the wall during the shutdown because it would only affect
the Southern border. He thinks the rest
of the country felt neglected.
Aide 2: So what’s his
plan now?
Aide 1: He wants us
to draw up plans for a wall on the Canadian border, for starters, followed by
walls along the Eastern and Western coasts.
Aide 2: That’s crazy. Doesn’t he realize …
Aide 1: Let me stop
you there.
Aide 2: Right. Let me try to find Mr. Mulvaney.
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