Moscow-Washington
February 20, 2020
Putin: Donald, why is Roger Stone going to jail?
Trump: Well, Vlad –and once again, I think it’s
really cool that you let me call you Vlad – Roger isn’t in jail yet.
Putin: Donald, I saw the whole spectacle on the
television today. Poor Roger had to be
humiliated by that woman. I thought you
said that you and that Barr fellow were going to take care of this.
Trump: Hey, Roger is a friend of mine, too, and we’re
working on getting Roger a new trial. We
think we have a chance because …
Putin: A new trial?
He has to go through this whole thing again? Is that how you take care of your friends,
Donald?
Trump: Well, Vlad.
I can pardon him, but according to my lawyers, I can’t do that until …
Putin: Again with the lawyers. Donald, when I handled that whole impeachment
mess for you, you said you would be very grateful. Remember that Donald?
Trump: Of course, I remember. And don’t think that ….
Putin: I don’t think, Donald, I promise. And I promise you that if you free my friend Roger soon, then I’ll take care of it.
Trump: Vlad, we talked about this before. By taking care of it, you don’t mean ….?
Putin: Tick-tick-tick. Goodbye, Donald.
Trump: And Vlad …
Putin: I know, Donald, Melania sends her best.