Helsinki, Finland
July 16, 2018
VP: Donald, let’s
say you get the go-ahead for your building in Moscow …
DT: It’s my dream,
Vlad.
VP: [Annoyed] I was saying, let’s say you get the go-ahead
for your building in Moscow, what – how do you say? – amenities, would my apartment
have?
DT: All the
details are right here. [Hands Putin a folder]
VP: [Scanning
documents] Let me see: 24-hour concierge,
private elevator, cathedral ceilings, stainless steel appliances. This all looks very nice. Let’s see what else [Turning page].
DT: [Lunges to block
view] Oh, that’s nothing important.
VP: [Removing
Trump’s hands] What is this,
Donald? $4,000 monthly fee. What fee?
I thought this apartment was a sign of your respect.
DT: [laughing nervously]
Well, Vlad. That’s the way it works
in condominiums. All these ‘amenities’
cost a lot of rubles.
VP: You will have
to waive the fee. I cannot afford $4,000
a month. Do you know how much I make?
DT: But don’t you
have a friend who could, well, you know?
VP: Donald, are you suggesting I abuse my position as President of the Russian Federation for personal gain? Maybe your media would be interested in knowing …
VP: Donald, are you suggesting I abuse my position as President of the Russian Federation for personal gain? Maybe your media would be interested in knowing …
DT: Calm down. Okay, I’ll waive the fee.
VP: That’s
better. Please prepare new documents.
DT: That could
take a while. Cohen, drew these up for
me.
VP: Cohen? Who is Cohen?
Is he someone we can trust?
DT: Say, Vlad, that’s
a beautiful tie!
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