New White House Counsel Surrenders to FBI

Summoned to the White House to discuss his assumption of the role of head counsel, Paul Cipollone stopped at the FBI Washington Field Office to turn himself in.  When told that there are no standing Federal warrants for his arrest, Cipollone left his card "for when the inevitable happens."

Mike Pence Mysteriously Delaying Order For New Business Cards

Heard somewhere in the West Wing ...

General Kelly:  So, Helen, do we have all the forms for the new business cards?
WH Staffer:     All but one.
General Kelly: Don't tell me, the Vice President.
WH Staffer:     You've got it.  Believe me, sir, I've been reminding him whenever I see him.  I told him that we have to get these orders in right away so we can get a 20% discount.
General Kelly: And?
WH Staffer:     He keeps muttering something about how he just wants to be sure all the information was correct and how it would be a shame if something changed after he got his cards.