White House Situation Room
June 20, 2019
Trump: These chairs are great! I don’t know why we don’t come down here more
often.
Aide: I explained, sir. We only use this room when there is some
pressing national security issue.
Trump: Like the border crisis?
[Laughter from
both]
Trump: So tell me, how is the pilot?
Aide: Sir?
Trump: The pilot who the Iranians shot down, how is
he doing? Find out if he’s married. It would be great PR if we could get a tape
of me calling her, telling her what a patriot her husband is.
Aide: I thought you understood, it was a drone that
was shot down.
Trump: Drone, Phantom, Tomahawk, Bullfrog. You can’t expect me to keep up with all those
funny names we have for our planes.
Aide: Actually, sir, a drone is an unmanned
device. Technically, there is a pilot, but
he – or she – is hundreds of miles away.
He – or she – is probably home in bed right now.
Trump: But I saw the wreckage! I think I know what you’re talking
about. We got the boy, um, Melania’s
kid, um …
Aide: Barron?
Trump: Yeah, we got him one of those for Christmas. It’s a dinky little thing.
Aide: Well, sir.
Military drones are considerably more sophisticated, and larger.
Trump: Geez, maybe I shouldn’t have ordered those
air strikes.
Aide: Those
what!!!
Trump: Funny, Bibi, told me it sounded like a good
idea.
Aide [Speaking to another Aide]: Get me the Joint Chiefs on the phone, now!!!