Washington, DC – Oval Office
February 6, 2020
ET: [Holding up business card] Gee,
Dad, you mean I’m an ambassador, just like that?
DT: Just
like that, son. [Snaps his fingers]
ET: Don’t I
have to fill out an application or anything?
DT: Not
while I’m in charge you don’t.
ET: Wow. I never thought I’d get to be an ambassador. This is really neat. So which country will I be going to, Dad? Someplace in the Caribbean?
DT: You’ll
be what they call an Ambassador-at-Large.
ET: At-Large? Where’s that, Dad?
DT: [Chuckles] That’s
what I said too! No, that means you won’t
be assigned to one country. You’ll just
go wherever you’re needed.
ET: So, I’m
working for Mr. Pompeo?
DT: No, you
will be answering to me. And Uncle Rudy.
ET: Whatever. Where do I go first?
DT: I’ll
give you a hint. Remember at dinner the
other day when you were telling me how great it would be if the Trumps had a hotel in …
ET: Rio! I’m going to Rio? I can’t wait!
DT: When
you get there. I want you to see our ambassador and ask him who you need to talk to about getting a
hotel built. If he gives you any guff,
then you call Uncle Rudy. Got it?
ET: No problemo. But are sure I can do that, as an ambassador and all? I remember how everyone complained when you
got Ivanka all those patents in China.
DT: [Laughs] Let 'em complain. What are they gonna do? I’ll just sign some order
saying that building a Trump Hotel in Rio is in the "national interest."
ET: Okay. Um ... dad?
DT: Yes,
son.
ET: What
country is Rio in?
DT: Beats me. [Yelling into speaker phone] Get Pompeo on the line. Ambassador Trump wants to know what
country Rio is in.
ET: Well at least those Spanish lessons will finally pay off!
ET: Well at least those Spanish lessons will finally pay off!