Aides say that Russian President Vladimir Putin is still
undecided on whether he will allow the ‘Mueller Report’ on Russian interference
in the 2016 US election campaign to be published or not.
“On the one hand, it would seem to be a – how do you Americans
say? – yes, a no-brainer not to publish the report since it might reveal
Russian intelligence methods.”
“So why is even considering releasing it?”
“Well, on the other hand, he really wants to show off how
easy it was to get this unstable novice elected President. Not revealing the report would be like, covering up the Mona Lisa, or Starry Night, or ...”
“Okay, I get it. But wait a minute.
This is an American investigation.
How does President Putin even have a say on whether the report will be
made public?”
“Don’t worry.
President Putin knows – how do you Americans say? – yes, what buttons to
push.”
True, Putin has access to "all" information about the Chief Clown in the White House - and he knows how to pull the strings!
ReplyDeleteFirst there was "Pope on a Rope" soap, now there is the Cheetos Puppet on a string.