The Kremlin
February 15, 2019
Aide: So,
Vladimir Vladimirovich, I see that President Trump finally declared a national
emergency today. Congratulations.
Putin: What
for? I never told him to build a wall.
Aide: But this is bound to cause turmoil in the US for months. So I figured this was something that you, um. ‘suggested’ he do.
Putin: All I
wanted was for him to remove the sanctions – and fat chance we’ll get that now. But come to think of it, I might have given
him the idea.
Aide: How so?
Putin: One time we were chatting about Crimea. I was telling him about the history and trying to explain how it was really
Russian; he kept asking if there are any golf courses. But I suddenly got his attention when I mentioned how we had to spend billions
of dollars to build a bridge to get there.
Aide: I still
don’t understand.
Putin: He didn’t
believe that a bridge could cost that much.
So I said, “Donald, imagine that you built a wall across your Southern
border with Mexico.”
Aide: And?
Putin: Well, I guess
he did.
Aide: So do you
think they will build this wall?
Putin: Absolutely
not. President Pence will put a stop to
it.
Aide: President
Pence? Don’t you mean …
Putin: [Smiling] Ri-i-ight, Vice-President
Pence.
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