From The Pyongyang Times (2/27/2019)
Reporter: General Kim, Shining Sun to your People, would
you please tell the North Korean people a few words on how you brilliantly
handled negotiations with the capitalist running dog today.
Kim: You mean, Trump, okay I guess. But I
feel a little uneasy.
Reporter: Are you saying that the Americans are not yet
ready to admit their humiliating defeat at the hand of your Grandfather, the
Eternal President?
Kim: Yeah, well that was never going to
happen. No, I have been following the testimony of Michael Cohen. Did
you know Trump has been lying all this time about the WikiLeaks emails? I was
like “wow, how can I trust this guy?” I was ready to sign away our
nuclear weapons, but how do I know he’s not lying about all the food aid. I don’t know what to do. It’s at times like this that I wish I hadn’t killed
all my older and wiser relatives – don’t print that!
Reporter: Of course, Supreme Leader. I will write that you are receiving advice directly
from your Father, the Beloved and Respected General Kim Jong-Il.
Kim: I like that.
Reporter: Chairman Kim, what brilliant strategy will
you pursue now?
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