Norman Simpkins was arrested when he was caught installing a video camera in the ceiling vent of the women's rest room at the Springfield Friendly's Restaurant. Ignoring his attorney's advice to refrain from commenting, Simpkins wanted readers to know that it was all a misunderstanding. "Don't the police get it? I'm on their side. I'm just trying to keep the ladies safe. The second one of those sickos show up, you know, the ones who put on a dress and call themselves Mary Lou, I'll call the police right away." When asked if this meant he would be monitoring the video feed around the clock. Simpkins sheepishly replied, "Uh-huh." Simpkins attorney, Harold Grover, stepped in to halt the interview before Simpkins could say whether he had installed similar security surveillance in other women's rest rooms. Grover added that any other possible previous arrests, which may or may not have resulted in Simpkins having to register as a Sex Offender, were also due to "Misunderstandings."
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