Monday, January 16, 2017

Melania Trump Reaches Out to Hillary Clinton

As the world was agog over the allegations contained in the so-called Russian Dossier, the soon-to-be northern First Lady Melania Trump decided this week to invite Hillary Clinton for lunch in a little publicized gesture.  According to Mrs. Trump, this had little to do with healing the bitter partisan spirit left over from the recent campaign between her husband and Mrs. Clinton.  "No, I just want a little girl talk.  We have so much in common -- she was First Lady, I'm about to be First Lady, sort of; she lives in New York, I live in New York; we're both mothers; I'm a model, she's famous for her pant suits; and, ..., no, that's it."  When asked if she discussed this with her husband Mrs. Trump said "No" immediately, before nervously adding, "He's so busy now, right?  Why bother him with my silly lunch plans?"  Trump will be happy to leave the choice of venue to Clinton.  "I'm sure she knows a quiet little place where we can sit around and talk about life, our children, lawyers, ..., oh, she is a lawyer, right?"

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