January 5, 2017
When Dakota C...... decided to travel directly to campus after spending 4 months doing an anthropology internship on a remote Javan island she was looking forward to a return to civilization. Instead, upon entering her dorm suite she found that someone had drawn a Hitler mustache on her Julian Assange poster and scrawled “Rat Bastard!” beneath. “Really? 4 months with no Internet, no toilet paper. I haven’t even had a chance to charge my phone yet. And I come back to this? Uncool.” She is pretty sure which of her 3 roommates is responsible. “It was probably Heather. I explained to her that the sexual assault charges were all part of a CIA plot, but she just rolled her eyes.” Dakota hopes that she and Heather can patch things up so they can get to work on their inauguration party. “A woman president! Never thought I’d see it.”
When Dakota C...... decided to travel directly to campus after spending 4 months doing an anthropology internship on a remote Javan island she was looking forward to a return to civilization. Instead, upon entering her dorm suite she found that someone had drawn a Hitler mustache on her Julian Assange poster and scrawled “Rat Bastard!” beneath. “Really? 4 months with no Internet, no toilet paper. I haven’t even had a chance to charge my phone yet. And I come back to this? Uncool.” She is pretty sure which of her 3 roommates is responsible. “It was probably Heather. I explained to her that the sexual assault charges were all part of a CIA plot, but she just rolled her eyes.” Dakota hopes that she and Heather can patch things up so they can get to work on their inauguration party. “A woman president! Never thought I’d see it.”
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