Claiming that she just couldn't "find the time," Hillary Clinton finally sat down last weekend and logged into her Dell Inspiron for the first time since the election. After momentarily forgetting her password, she checked the index card in her desk and remembered that it was GoldwaterGrrl, not GoldwaterGirl. As the machine whirred and beeped, Clinton nervously glanced around and had the uncomfortable impression that the lights dimmed. "Need to make sure my Norton Utilities are current. That's important." Her immediate concern was to log into her Yahoo account so that she did not lose her username. "I couldn't believe Grandma_in-Chief wasn't taken!" Not surprisingly, an avalanche of messages had accumulated in the intervening months. "I wish I knew how I keep these ads from showing up in my Inbox. Look at this one, why does 'Tanya from Omsk' want to get to know me? That's crazy." After opening a couple of e-cards, Clinton closed her email and checked the Orbis site for their post-holiday clearance sale.
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