August 8, 2019
Fairfax, VA
Under tight security, President Donald Trump traveled to
NRA Headquarters in Fairfax, VA, to console employees who earlier in the week endured
abusive chants from anti-gun violence protesters. And the President heard an earful.
“It was awful. You should have seen the signs they were
carrying. Calling us murderers and
terrorists. And the images. I can’t sleep.”
“It’s as if those wackos don’t
know anything about all the good work we’re doing to keep people safe. Why just week we sent 3,000 bulletproof backpacks
to minority school districts. Does that sound
like something a murderer would do?”
When asked who was behind the protests, NRA employees
were in surprising agreement:
“Mexicans. Definitely the Mexicans. They’ve already sent so many illegals over
here, but they figure that once they take away our guns, they’ll be able to
empty out their country. I don't understand why because I had a great time in Cabo last year.”
The White House issued a brief statement after the visit:
“President Trump was honored to meet
with these brave Americans who are on the front lines of the fight to preserve
the freedom of real Americans. He plans
to sign an executive order banning protests within a1-mile perimeter of non-profit
organizations dedicated to the preservation of unrestricted private gun ownership.”
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