The White House
August 15, 2019
August 15, 2019
Aide: What's so funny, sir?
Trump: Look at this article I just tweeted. Heh-heh-heh.
Aide: [Reads linked
article quickly – looks up with alarm]
Sir? Did you show this to Mr.
Kushner first?
Trump: Jared?
No. I’m not sure where he
is. Why what’s the problem? See: “Who Killed Jeff?” This ought to keep Bill and Hillary up at
night.
Aide: Did you read the article?
Trump: Yeah, sure.
Well, not the whole thing – but I read where it says how Bill Clinton
and Epstein were great pals.
Aide: That it does, sir. But if you read at the end: “But the most
likely suspect has to be the person who, as the nation’s chief executive,
controls the Federal prison where Epstein met his mysterious demise.”
Trump: And?
Aide: Sir, that’s you. We’ve been over this – chief executive is
another way of saying President. They’re
talking about you! They’re accusing you
of killing Jeff Epstein.
Trump: Geez, I guess
that’s why I’m getting all those “likes.”
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