Washington, DC
July 23, 2019
An anonymous source at the White House confirmed that
President Donald Trump will be making a surprise visit to North Korea on July
24. The same source would not confirm any
connection between the surprise visit and the Congressional testimony of former
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller scheduled for that day. “What?
No! President Trump and Chairman
Kim have just developed such a close rapport that during their last visit Chairman
Kim told the President he could ‘stop by whenever he wanted.’ The President thought it would be rude
not to take him up on it.”
Meanwhile, in Pyongyang …
Kim: What do you mean
he’s coming tomorrow?
Aide: Well, most esteemed Chairman, you did say …
Kim: I know what I
said! It’s an expression. I never
thought he would take it seriously. I
have raquetball tomorrow!
Aide: I am sorry of
the unfortunate news, most esteemed Chairman.
Also, apparently the President is in some kind of trouble at home so he
may need to stay for a while.
Kim: A while? How long?
Aide: Mr. Kushner was
not clear, most esteemed Chairman, but he did ask if there are any golf courses
in North Korea.
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