Attorneys for reputed Mexican druglord Joaquín
"El Chapo" Guzmán were surprised, to say the least, when they
received an overture from the Trump Organization to their client.
"It was totally
unsolicited. They want to hire him as a
consultant for their next building project.
To tell you the truth, it is a little cryptic. Like this (reading): 'Given your known demand for luxurious accommodation under the most trying circumstances, we feel you are
the perfect candidate to help design the next Trump Tower.' And they have quotes around 'Tower.' What do you think they're talking about? And get this (reads on): 'The inhabitant -- that's right, not guest, or guests -- of our new facility will expect more
than comfortable and elegant quarters: easy access and egress -- egress is underlined and in bold --
are our highest priority.' And here's the
kicker (continues): 'Again, we think you are
the perfect man to help us in the design and construction of this project, you
dig?' That's right, it says 'You
dig?' Who talks like that anymore?''
"Has El Chapo been apprised of the offer?"
"Absolutely. We had the letter
translated and read to him. Funny, he
seemed to understand all the points that confused us."
"Is he considering it?"
"Of course, right now he's on trial for murder, so he's pretty focused
on that, but he said he wants to see the Mueller report before making any
commitments."
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