Friday, December 28, 2018

White House Issues Further Advice for Furloughed Workers


President Trump has tweeted that furloughed Federal workers might want to consider looking for odd jobs to make ends meet while the partial government shutdown goes on.  In response to the overwhelming positive reaction, the White House decided to issue further advice to furloughed Federal workers:

Take a hike:  Why not take advantage of the furlough to get back in touch with nature.  Who knows how much longer it will last?

Go screw yourself:  What a perfect time to grab that Twister game off the shelf.

Get lost:  In this hurly-burly world, maybe now is a great time to lose yourself in thought.

Take off:  Can you say vacation?  Okay, the lack of pay might limit your travel options, but you must have one relative with an empty vacation property.

Drop dead:  This is only recommended for those with adequate life insurance – and check the impact of the furlough on your insurance benefits before taking any action.

Tend your garden:  We’re not sure what that means, but we’re told it sounds good.

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