President Trump has tweeted that furloughed Federal workers
might want to consider looking for odd jobs to make ends meet while the partial
government shutdown goes on. In response
to the overwhelming positive reaction, the White House decided to issue further
advice to furloughed Federal workers:
Take a hike: Why not take advantage of the furlough to get
back in touch with nature. Who knows how
much longer it will last?
Go screw yourself: What a perfect time to grab that Twister game
off the shelf.
Get lost: In this hurly-burly world, maybe now is a great
time to lose yourself in thought.
Take off: Can you say vacation? Okay, the lack of pay might limit your travel
options, but you must have one relative with an empty vacation property.
Drop dead: This is only recommended for those with adequate
life insurance – and check the impact of the furlough on your insurance
benefits before taking any action.
Tend your garden: We’re not sure what that means, but we’re told
it sounds good.
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