A dejected Donald Trump returned to Washington on Wednesday,
having failed in his surprise bid to receive political asylum in Iraq. “I know that it was a spur-of-the-moment
thing, but I figured that they would be dying to have a business genius like me
on their side.” By the time the President’s
plane landed in Iraq, it was clear that the quickly organized negotiations had broken
down, forcing the presidential party to seek protection on an American military
base. “I guess we should have had an
agreement before we took off.”
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