Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Ivanka Trump Introduces New #BLM Line



Washington, DC
June 10, 2020

White House employee and fashion entrepreneur Ivanka Trump has received an exclusive license to produce merchandise featuring the slogan ‘Black Lives Matter’ or ‘#BLM’ in China. ‘Ivanka couldn’t be more thrilled by this opportunity to broaden her market demographics’ a spokesperson commented. ‘Oh yeah, and to show her commitment to equality for all – I almost left that out.”  When asked if this action might be interpreted as exploitative, the same spokesperson feigned surprise: ‘Ivanka would be shocked at the question. She has already made clear to her manufacturers that the t-shirts, belt buckles, and headbands on order must meet the highest standards -- and that the workers should get at least one toilet break per shift.’ And who is it that Ms. Trump sees as the target audience for her new #BLM line?  ‘Basically, the young professional w…, um, um … people, um, young professional people of all colors, who just realized that they support Black Lives Matter but who won’t settle for a cheap t-shirt.’

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