Pyonyang – Washington
June 3, 2020
Aide to Kim Jong-Un:
It’s him again.
Kim: Hello Donald
Trump: Hello
Kim! Wow, you must be really busy because
I can never get through to you.
Kim: Well,
Donald, defending my noble country from the predations of the Imperialist barking
dog is a full-time job.
[Both laugh]
Kim: Anyway,
Donald, I think I know why you are calling.
The answer is still no.
Trump: [Pleading]
But Kim! Remember how I agreed to meet
with you when the whole world wouldn’t say your name? I think you owe me.
Kim: Hey, I
said thank you. But I just don’t see how North Korea can send any troops to help you put down this insurrection you say that you
are facing.
Trump: Aw
gee. Not even a division. I’m not sure how many men are in a division
but it can’t be too many.
Kim: No,
Donald.
Trump: It
wouldn’t need to be for too long. I know
you guys are really sneaky, so you could probably be in and out in no time.
Kim: [Testily]
Why do say we are “really sneaky?”
Trump: [Nervously]
Um … well … I’m not sure, but come on, my own Defense Department doesn’t want
to let me use any of our troops. There's an angry mob right outside my window. If this goes on, I’m going to look like a
dope.
Kim: Well, let's say I was able to send over a team, I know that you are still dealing with
the Chinese virus there. Would you have
masks for my men?
Trump: Couldn’t
you bring your own?
Kim: Goodbye, Donald
[Dial tone]
Kushner: Well?
Trump: No
go. Let’s try Putin one more time before we go back to the bunker.
Gee, I thought dirty donnie and kim(no caps for him) were in love. Is this just a lover's spat?
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