White House
January 29, 2020
As revelations from John Bolton’s forthcoming book
continue to threaten all hope for a swift, witness-free impeachment trial, White
House advisers are working feverishly on a campaign to regain control of the
narrative.
“Tell me again, why is the Bolton news so damaging?”
“Do we have to go through this again? It’s simple, for weeks we have been
repeating again and again that when President Trump spoke with President
Zelensky about opening an investigation of Bursima that his only concern was
corruption in Ukrainian politics; that when he delayed delivering military aid
that Congress had authorized, his only concern was corruption in Ukrainian
politics. Got it? The President told Bolton, to his face, that
his only real concern was getting dirt that could embarrass Joe Biden. Got it?”
“Can’t we just deny it?
I mean, remember when Mr. Trump denied that he was mocking that crippled
guy [Imitates Trump imitating NYT journalist Serge Kovaleski] [Laughs
weakly] Those were the days.”
“That’s been our plan when the only witnesses were all
those women who probably scare a lot of our voters. But this is John Bolton – one of ours.”
“Is Bolton Jewish?”
“What? No! What?”
“We could ask the ‘Dancing Bears’ to include Bolton in their
next Soros piece. You know, Soros and
Bolton, working hand-in-hand behind closed doors to undermine American sovereignty
and replace hardworking …”
[Yelling] "No! I told you, Bolton isn’t Jewish. He’s from a white, blue-collar family in
Baltimore. He could be a deplorable.”
“Is he a Mason?”
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