Thursday, March 9, 2017

White House Sets Wish List for Future WikiLeaks Revelations

Jon Huntsman, soon to be nominated to as the United States’ next ambassador to the Russian Federation, described a bizarre interview with Steve Bannon, presidential consigliere, that consisted primarily of Bannon going over President Donald Trump’s needs for technical assistance:

This is how the interview got started:  he says, ‘Snapchat, have you heard of it?’  And I said, of course, I’ve heard of it, I’m just not sure what it is.  And he says, ‘The President would really like to establish a Snapchat presence, to help with the younger voters.’  I didn’t know why he’s telling me this, but after a few awkward moments he says, ‘Well, sometime when you’re in your office, especially if you’re standing by the window overlooking the courtyard, you might want to say out loud, “President Trump would like instructions on how to use SnapChat – but remember that he’s a 70-year old man.”’  I was hoping that we were going to talk about Crimea after that, or maybe ISIS, but then he tells me, ‘And the next time you happen to be standing there, at the window overlooking the courtyard – preferably by the bonsai tree, you might think to say, “President Trump would like to know what settings he should use with his Samsung phone to take photos at night – but remember that he’s a 70-year old man.”’  After that it was casting to a second screen, saving Google searches, and, oddly, finding out Alexa’s true identity.


Huntsman is expected to receive Senate approval easily with bipartisan support.

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