New Visa for Immigrant Models

Despite the Trump Administration's controversial plans to restrict immigration and strengthen American border controls as part of the President's broader plan to revive the US economy, the Administration apparently recognizes the value to American business and society provided by one special class of immigrants: models.  "Look, no one loves American women more than me, believe me," commented President Trump, "but let's face it, some of those foreign gals can really move some magazines when they're on the cover."  Consequently, the President signed an executive order creating a new DDD visa for foreign models.  "But this will be based on merit," added the President, "no dogs!  And we might need an age limit."  For some unexplained reason, the White House press release noted that the executive order includes a waiver for foreign nationals to receive payment for modeling in the US without proper work authorization, retroactive to 1995.