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The shock release of fragments from Donald Trump’s 2005 tax returns has rekindled a question that has plagued the president for the past year: "what is my TurboTax password? Melianiac … Ivankiada … Trumpeter … it’s gotta be one of these!” According to Trump, there is a simple reason why he has not released his tax returns for the past two decades: “I forgot my TurboTax password. For years it was simple, ‘TheDonald,’ but then I saw this story on ID theft that said you should change your passwords frequently, so I changed my TurboTax to … to … dammit!” Trump understands the skepticism that he would use an online tax service rather than a high-powered accounting firm to do his taxes. “Remember, there’s one flat fee. It doesn’t matter if you’re a loser who makes under $100K a year – are there really still people like that? – or a brilliant businessman who pulls in $200M in a year – AFTER writedowns. You think that’s how it works on Wall Street?” Trump now wishes he had just written down the new password. “But you’re not supposed to write down your passwords, right?
The shock release of fragments from Donald Trump’s 2005 tax returns has rekindled a question that has plagued the president for the past year: "what is my TurboTax password? Melianiac … Ivankiada … Trumpeter … it’s gotta be one of these!” According to Trump, there is a simple reason why he has not released his tax returns for the past two decades: “I forgot my TurboTax password. For years it was simple, ‘TheDonald,’ but then I saw this story on ID theft that said you should change your passwords frequently, so I changed my TurboTax to … to … dammit!” Trump understands the skepticism that he would use an online tax service rather than a high-powered accounting firm to do his taxes. “Remember, there’s one flat fee. It doesn’t matter if you’re a loser who makes under $100K a year – are there really still people like that? – or a brilliant businessman who pulls in $200M in a year – AFTER writedowns. You think that’s how it works on Wall Street?” Trump now wishes he had just written down the new password. “But you’re not supposed to write down your passwords, right?
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