Moscow, Russia
May 15, 2020
In light of President Trump’s claim that the USA will win
the race to develop a Super Duper Missile (SDM), Russian President Vladimir
Putin ordered his Defense Minister Sergey Shoygu to cease SDM development
immediately in order to concentrate all necessary resources on the next generation Really
Super Duper Missile (RSDM). In an
official announcement, Putin assured the Russian people that he will not allow Russia
or its allies to be vulnerable to an American attack.
Off the record, lower level Russian Defense
Ministry officials expressed befuddlement at President Trump’s remarks and at
President Putin’s response. A Russian
general holding an English-Russian technical dictionary asked, “Vat eet meens,
‘duper’?
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