White House
May 21, 2020
Melania: Donald, do not come into this room
without a mask!
Trump: But Melania, we’ve been through this.
I don’t wanna wear a mask. There are a lot of people who look up to me
as the guy who wasn’t afraid of the virus.
Melania: And that
is why I am afraid of you, so put on the mask.
Trump: But isn’t it enough that you and the boy have on masks?
Melania: The
boy? You mean Barron? Your son?
Barron: Hi Dad.
Trump: He
knows who I mean. But anyway, as long as
you two are wearing masks, we’re all safe, right?
Melania: Well,
maybe I don’t ‘wanna’ wear a mask either. [Moves to remove mask]
Trump: Hey, what
are you doing? Stay away from me!
[Secret Service comes running up] Don’t worry
fellas, I've got this. Heah-heah.
Wow that was close. Don’t
do that again! When’s the last time you
were tested?
Melania: Two
hours ago. I am tested every two
hours. Remember?
Trump: And
have you touched anyone since then?
Melania: Only
Barron.
Trump: Who? Oh yeah, the boy … um … I mean … our son.
Barron: Hi
Dad.
Melania: Look,
Donald, I’ve had it. Put on the mask or
you can’t come in. Not now, not ever.
Trump: You mean
no … no …
Melania: That’s
right, no more “touching.”
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