Putin: Free Roger Now!

Moscow-Washington

February 20, 2020

Putin: Donald, why is Roger Stone going to jail?

Trump: Well, Vlad –and once again, I think it’s really cool that you let me call you Vlad – Roger isn’t in jail yet.

Putin: Donald, I saw the whole spectacle on the television today.  Poor Roger had to be humiliated by that woman.  I thought you said that you and that Barr fellow were going to take care of this.

Trump: Hey, Roger is a friend of mine, too, and we’re working on getting Roger a new trial.  We think we have a chance because …

Putin: A new trial?  He has to go through this whole thing again?  Is that how you take care of your friends, Donald?

Trump: Well, Vlad.  I can pardon him, but according to my lawyers, I can’t do that until …

Putin: Again with the lawyers.  Donald, when I handled that whole impeachment mess for you, you said you would be very grateful.  Remember that Donald?

Trump: Of course, I remember.  And don’t think that ….

Putin: I don’t think, Donald, I promise.  And I promise you that if you free my friend Roger soon, then I’ll take care of it.

Trump: Vlad, we talked about this before.  By taking care of it, you don’t mean ….?

Putin: Tick-tick-tick.  Goodbye, Donald.

Trump: And Vlad …

Putin: I know, Donald, Melania sends her best.