February 12, 2020
JB: Hunter?
Glad you’re in.
HB: Dad? Is that really you? I thought your campaign manager said not to
call me.
JB: Look, I’m
desperate. Do you still have any friends
in Ukraine?
HB: Huh?
JB: I know
you had a phony job and everything, but you must have some useful contacts
there.
HB: Are you looking for a job, Dad?
JB: Yes,
President of the United States. Did you
see the results in New Hampshire? My campaign
is in the toilet. What’s the name of that
Ukrainian company that meddled in 2016?
HB: Are talking about CrowdStrike?
JB: Yeah,
that’s it. Cool name. Do you know anyone there?
HB: Look,
Dad. Not even Trump believes CrowdStrike
had anything to do with the 2016 election.
Maybe it would help if you stopped insulting the voters.
JB: Suddenly
you’re an expert on campaigns, you mangy boll weevil. Do you have a number for them or not?
HB: Goodbye,
Dad.
JB: What? Don’t you hang up on me, you … you, toothless
Tomcat … you ….Hunter?
[Dial tone]
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