London
December 4, 2019
MT: Donald!
DT: Yes,
sugar plum!
MT: Don’t try with
the sexy talk. Did you hear what that
lawyer lady said today?
DT: You have
to be more specific, baby, because I have to listen to ‘lawyer ladies’ all day
long.
MT: The one
talking about the whole peachy thing.
DT: Impeachment.
MT: Yeah,
that. Well, did you hear what she said?
DT: No, what?
MT: [Plays
tape of Professor Karlan] “…so while the president can name his son Barron, he
can't make him a baron."
DT: [Chuckles]
Not bad.
MT: Not
bad?! What does she mean you can’t make
him a baron? You told me he was a baron!
DT: [Nervously]
Now, pumpkin, I am pretty sure I told you he was ‘our little baron,’ or something
like that.
MT: No, you
told me that you were so rich you could make our baby a baron.
DT: But didn’t
you notice the spelling was …
MT: Are you
calling me dumb?
DT: No, no
dear, of course. Listen. As long as we’re here in England, I’ll get
the Queen to make him a baron. I can
tell she really likes me. How about that?
MT: Oh, could
you? That would be great, Donald.
DT: No
problem, I’ll just ring up my buddy Boris Johnson to see how this works.
MT: Maybe she
could make him a duke, or a prince?
Baron Barron Trump just sounds silly.
DT: [In the background] What do you mean Mr. Johnson will be busy until
I am back in America? Did you tell him
this is urgent?
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