Source: Trump thought Kim was 'some Asian chick'

An anonymous White House aide reports that President Trump is privately fuming, having just learned that Kim Jong-Un is not a woman after the historic meeting with the North Korean leader was announced.

-        But this is incredible!  How could this have happened?

-        When the overture came from the South Koreans there was no one here with a high enough clearance to read and explain it to him, so he had to read it for himself.  His take was that a woman -- sorry, 'Asian chick,' named Kim wanted to hook up.  So he called his staff in and announced with a big smile, 'I'm going to see Kim!'  The press office thought we should run with it so there would be one day where lead story did not mention 'Mueller' or 'Stormy.'  By then it was too late.

-        How is it possible that he doesn't know the name of the North Korean leader? 

-        How is it possible? Why do you think he came up with 'Rocket Man'?  He could never remember his name.

-        Listen, I know he's, well, limited, but is he really that bad with names?

-        Are you kidding?  He still calls Eric and Barron 'champ.'

-        A lot is riding on this meeting.  Our allies there hope that we can come to some kind of understanding that will guarantee long-term security in the region.  Is the President going to be ready?

-        It's hard to say, but up until yesterday his main concern was how this would look to Melania.