Across the country, rescue crews and emergency rooms were
stretched to the limit trying to handle the rash of accidents and mishaps
caused by daylight savings time-induced sleep disorder, a recently discovered
condition whereby the mere mention of the words "daylight savings
time" evokes a Pavlovian response in sufferers. Waiting for his Nissan Stanza to be towed
from a ditch near the George Washington Parkway in McLean, VA, 42-year old Russ
Westhaven recalled, "I was on my way to church, feeling a little bit
drowsy, when they mentioned daylight savings time on the radio and -- Boom! --
I was out like a light. Next thing I
knew, I my car was wedged between two spruce trees." Westhaven added, "It's funny, last week
I had to get up an hour early for a meeting and it was no big deal. Must be something about daylight savings time..." Before he could finish his sleep, Westhaven
was snoring.
This wasn't news to ER nurse Sharon Carter. "We see the same thing every year. Folks falling down stairs, sticking their
hands the toasters, spilling hot coffee all over themselves. Doesn't anyone ever think to go to bed an
hour early? I'm going to write my
congressman, or someone, so that the government put out some kind of alerts that if people would
just go to bed early it will be easier to adjust to daylight savings time
...." But at the utterance of those
words, Carter fell into a deep slumber.
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