Monday, May 22, 2017

Trump Wants His Miles

As if the White House staff did not already have enough sensitive topics to tiptoe around, President Trump's first international trip has created another.  An anonymous source related, "Believe it or not, he thinks he should be earning frequent flyer miles.  Right after we took off from Andrews he calls over one of the Air Force stewards and tries to hand him a slip of paper.  The young man looked perplexed, so I thought I'd help out. 'Oh good,  do you know who I give my frequent flyer number to?'  I guess I looked just as puzzled, so he started to get mad. 'Doesn't anyone know what's going on here?  I didn't bother with all the domestic flights, but I'll bet I'm racking up some sweet mileage now.'  So I told him that I would get his number to the right person and walked away.  Then I came back and told him that he didn't need to worry about the next legs of the trip."  Asked if he is worried about the President becoming aware of the ruse, the aide replied, "As long as he doesn't start bragging on Twitter about how he's never going to have to pay for a flight for as long as he lives after he leaves office, I think I'll be okay."  But what about the President's next trip?  "I'm just going to roll the dice that there isn't going to be a 'next trip' or that if there is, I'll be long gone."  

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