President Donald Trump's congratulatory call to Turkish
President Recep Erdogan on the occasion of the Turkish referendum that expanded
Erdogan's power raised some eyebrows among those who saw the result as a blow
to democratic constitutional rule in Turkey.
It turns out that this call was not his only communication with a
controversial world leader this week. A
White House source provided the following communiqué but could not confirm if
it was the final draft:
Dear Jong-Un,
That's right, isn't it? I mean you Koreans put your last name first,
right? Anyway, I just wanted to dash off
a quick note to say, what a tremendous parade I just saw on the television! I haven't seen so many people get together to
show their love for a great leader since my inauguration. Did they show that over there? Only they wouldn't let me have missiles like
I wanted. You don't know how lucky you
are. It's too bad that we have this
whole beef over nuclear weapons, because I have a feeling we would be great
friends. And hey, the way you took care
of that annoying brother of yours -- so cool!
If we ever get together maybe you can whisper in my ear how you did it
just in case Tiffany ever gets out of line.
But listen, maybe you could be a sport and put the brakes on the whole
weapons and missile thing. Just so
you know, that whole thing about us sending an armada over to scare you --
total bluff. I don't know where they
are. I'm not even sure what an armada
is. So I hope that Vladimir is able to
set up a meeting some time soon.
Sayonara (Ivanka tried to tell me this isn't Korean)
Trump
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