Mike Pence Mysteriously Delaying Order For New Business Cards

Heard somewhere in the West Wing ...

General Kelly:  So, Helen, do we have all the forms for the new business cards?
WH Staffer:     All but one.
General Kelly: Don't tell me, the Vice President.
WH Staffer:     You've got it.  Believe me, sir, I've been reminding him whenever I see him.  I told him that we have to get these orders in right away so we can get a 20% discount.
General Kelly: And?
WH Staffer:     He keeps muttering something about how he just wants to be sure all the information was correct and how it would be a shame if something changed after he got his cards.