"Don" Trump

White House staffers report that they have noted a marked shift in President Donald Trump’s viewing habits recently:

-      He hardly tunes in to Fox News any more.  He used to be glued to that channel for hours.

-      That’s good, right?  I mean, he must be getting other sources of information now.

-      Not really.  He hardly watches any news at all.

-      What do you mean?  Is he actually reading up on policy?

-      Heh, good one.  No, now he spends hours at a time watching The Godfather.

-      The Godfather?  Really?  That’s a pretty deep film.  And long.  It’s hard to imagine him sitting through the whole trilogy.

-      He doesn’t sit through the whole trilogy.  He just watches certain scenes over and over, like the baptism scene from Part 1, where Michael wipes out all his rivals.  He really likes that one..  Every time you think to yourself, this has to be it. But then he says, “one more time.”

-      What’s the point though?  Does he like the Al Pacino that much?    

-      It’s hard to tell.  Most of the time he he just leans forward and glares.  But that’s not so unusual.  One time though, when he was watching the scene in Part 2 where Tom tells Michael that he can't kill everybody, the President just shook his head and muttered, "You just can't trust people, right, Michael?"