Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Brazile: Not THAT Clinton!

Former Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Donna Brazile found herself at the center of a firestorm when stories circulated that she had seriously considered replacing Hillary Clinton with Vice President Joe Biden as the Democratic Party's standard bearer in the 2016 election:

-  I don't know how these rumors get started, but that thought never entered my mind.  My plan was for Joe Biden to replace Bill Clinton.
-  Wife-swapping?
-  No, that would be sexist.  I prefer "spouse-swapping."
-  Really?  Could you get way with that?
-  Hey, remember who the Republicans nominated?  I think we could have gotten away with it.
-  But why?
-  After that tape came out with Trump bragging about -- well, you know -- we saw that we weren't getting as big a jump with women as we expected.  Whenever we would bring it up, Trump would bring up Bill Clinton.  Look, I love Bill Clinton, but he was becoming an albatross.  But Joe Biden?  Women loved him.
-  So how far did this go?
-  Not very far.  I sat down with the Clintons to sound them out.
-  And?
-  President Clinton got out his phone and started to dial when Ambassador Clinton said, "Bill, we're not doing this!"  I thought I noticed a grimace, but then he just smiled and said, "Of course not, pumpkin, you're my girl.  Yup, you're my girl."  Then he accidentally dropped and smashed his phone.
-  Did the Bidens ever catch wind of this?
-  I never mentioned it to them, but they might have heard rumors.  The next time I saw them I walked over to say hello but Mrs. Biden summoned her Secret Service detail and had me escorted out.

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