Sunday, February 19, 2017

Daily Intelligence Brief Now Includes First Lady's Country of Birth

An inside source divulged that President Trump's daily intelligence brief always begins with the phrase "Melania is from SLOVENIA."  According to the source, the President has frequently stumbled over this basic information of his wife's biography.  "The final straw was at a dinner for big RNC contributors and one guy let's on that he's from Savannah.  The president's eyes lit up and he says, 'Hey, that's where my wife's from too!  Melania!  Where are you?  You have to meet this guy!'  Needless to say, the First Lady was not happy."  On other occasions the president has identified his wife's birth country as Slovakia -- possibly mistaking it for the native country of one of his previous wives, Sardinia, and "Sylvania."  "Once he said Somalia, but even he caught himself on that one."  Another source confirmed the story and hinted that this is part the president's efforts to convince his wife to smile more.  "Now, if we could only get him to read it."

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