The White House
January 11, 2019
- Do you see how all those libs are foaming at the mouth
whether I will declare a national emergency? I told you this would
work!
- Well played, sir.
- Now, we have to keep up the pressure.
- What do you mean?
- Don’t you get it? I said there is a national
emergency, so we have to do something. Otherwise, tomorrow the
headlines are going to be ‘Mueller this’ and ‘Mueller that’ all over again. So
let’s make it official.
- Again, sir. I don’t follow. Wasn’t
your statement enough?
- I don’t know. Maybe we need to mobilize … um
… um … what’s the name of that group? You made me go to their
headquarters – the one over a McDonalds.
- Do you mean FEMA?
- Huh?
- The Federal Emergency Management Agency.
- Yeah, that’s the one. Let’s get them rolling. I
want to see trucks rolling, people in uniforms running around, the whole works
– we need good footage for Fox to run. In fact, maybe I should …
- Sorry to interrupt, sir, we can’t do that.
- What do you mean we can’t do that? I’m in
charge here, so if I tell FEMA to jump, they jump!
- Sir, we can’t do that because FEMA has been furloughed. I thought you knew that.
- Oh, crap. What do I need to do, declare war? Or did we furlough the army, too?
- Sir, we can’t do that because FEMA has been furloughed. I thought you knew that.
- Oh, crap. What do I need to do, declare war? Or did we furlough the army, too?
