Trump Towers – Manhattan, NY
May 30, 2024
[Barron Trump walks into the kitchen and sees his mother and
father]
BT: What’s he doing here?
I thought you said that …
MT: [Nervous laughter] Good news, son. It turns out that in this country they don’t
send you to jail right away when they find you guilty of a crime.
DT: That’s right, …. um …., champ, I mean ….
BT: Barron. My name
is Barron.
DT: That’s right, Barron, you’re not getting rid of your
dear dad that easily.
BT: Whatever. I’m
going back to my room. I just wanted to
tell you that I’m finished packing, mom.
DT: Packing? Where’s
he going?
MT: [More nervous laughter] Who knows? Kids, right?
DT: Okay. And come to
think of it, where were you today? I
thought you said that you were going to be there for support.
MT: I was having my hair trimmed. How was I supposed to know those people were
going to find you guilty 34 times so fast? [Stifles
a giggle] You must not have had very good lawyers.
DT: Tell me about it.
None of them wanted to listen to me.
[They get up and walk into the next room]
DT: [Alarmed] Melania! What are
all these boxes doing here? Are these
from the golf club? I told you that we
have to keep these hidden in case the FBI comes snooping around.
MT: No, Donald. These
are not those boxes you have hidden in the kitchen at the club. These are … um … well….
DT: Hey, didn’t there used to be a lot of art and stuff
hanging on the walls? And why couldn’t I
find a spoon in the kitchen? Wait a
minute, are you planning on moving?
MT: Well, sweetheart, with you being in jail and everything,
I decided to talk to a realtor, and he told me there’s a great market right
now, so I thought I would just….
DT: Cut and run. Isn’t
that great. Well I guess you didn’t read
your prenup too closely or else you would know that if anything happens to me
this place goes to …
MT: Ivanka.
DT: That’s right, Ivanka.
And I’m sure she would never …
MT: No, I mean Ivanka just walked in.
IT: Hi Melania, what’s he doing here?
