The White House
March 24, 2020
March 24, 2020
Trump: We
have to get rid of this Fauci guy now!
Aide: But
sir, Dr. Fauci, is our nation’s foremost medical expert on viral infections and
immunology. If we were to lose him ….
Trump: Doctor
Fauci this and Doctor Fauci that. Why does everyone have to call him Doctor? Has anyone checked to see if he is a real
doctor?
Aide: [Shoulders slump] Yes, sir. Dr. Fauci has a medical degree, board
certification and over 50 years experience.
Then there are his honorary degrees, his awards, his …
Trump: Okay. But couldn’t we start calling me Doctor Trump. Don’t I have one of those – wadda you call
them – honorable degrees?
Aide: I believe
you were scheduled to receive an honorary degree but Trump University
had to close its doors before the actual ceremony.
Trump: I
told Junior we pulled the plug too soon, but he didn’t listen, just like no one
listens to me now just because I’m not a doctor!
Aide: Sir,
this is just a suggestion, but perhaps you could speak with Dr., um, Mr. Fauci,
before one of your press briefings to discuss whether your comments will be
danger…, um, accurate?
Trump: Well,
we could see, but [Phone rings] That’s Hannity, gotta take this, so [waves aide
away]
Aide: [In
the hallway to another aide] Double the guard on Fauci, quick.
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