Washington, DC
October 1, 2019
The revelation that Secretary of State Pompeo was on the
line during the now infamous telephone call between President Donald Trump and
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has prompted questions about just who
else was on the call.
“Other than the
President and Secretary Pompeo … and Mr. Giuliani, it was basically just a few
staff members on the call, no one who would raise any suspicions, except maybe
the Mexican.”
“The Mexican?”
“Yes, Mr. Guzman.”
“Mr. Guzman?”
“Let me see
[reading] Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman.”
“El Chapo!!”
“Yes, that is the
name most people know him by. And what a
pain – you would think it would be easier to arrange a secure phone line to a Federal
Supermax prison.”
“But he was just
convicted of running a murderous drug cartel!”
“Which he is
appealing.”
“But why in God’s
name would you want El Chapo on the call?”
“A fair question. Mr. Trump
thought Mr. … um … Chapo, might be able to provide some guidance to our
Ukrainian friends on how to convince reluctant witnesses to … um … cooperate.”
“The President himself asked for El Chapo to be on the line?”
“There was some
grumbling from our national security advisors, but Mr. Trump was adamant. I believe his exact words were, ‘Here’s a guy
who won’t rat me out.’ And in the end,
Mr. Zelensky indicated that Mr. Guzman’s … um … assistance, would not be required.”
“Just
amazing. Was there anyone else on the
call we should know about?”
“[Reviewing list]
Let me see. You knew that President Putin was
listening in, right?”
Fine journalism!!
ReplyDeleteSpot on. Some of Chapis money was LAUNDERED THRU LITTLE JERRY KUSHBALL AND HIS "FINANCIAL PARTNERS. Jerry needed to save ANOTHER FAILING TRUMPIAN PROJECT. The CARTELS needed a "launderer". Bingo.
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