January 10, 2018
Somewhere near you,
USA
- Sir, I am afraid you cannot come in. This 7-11 will be closed until we're through.
- What is this, some kind of raid?
- I'm afraid I cannot comment on that. Well, you look okay --- I guess
you could call it a raid.
- Wow, so they finally sent someone out. I don't believe it!
- Sir?
- I've been complaining about this place for years. I assumed that no one cared. But you're here!
- In that case, sir, would you mind answering a few
questions.
- Sure, anything to help.
- Okay. So what
can you tell us about Jamma Barre?
- Who?
- Jamma Barre. He works here. (Shows a picture.)
- Oh, Jimbo!
Sure. He told me I could never pronounce
his name correctly so I call him Jimbo.
- Know him well?
- Pretty well, I guess.
We talk 3 or 4 times a week.
- Do you know how long Mr. Barre has been in the country?
- You got me there.
I know it's been a couple of years since he got his citizenship.
- Excuse me, did you say citizenship?
- That's right.
- He's a United States citizen?
- Yep.
- Are you sure?
- I wasn't there, but he showed me pictures of the swearing in.
- Okay, let's forget about Mr. Barre. How about Syed Jinnah?
- Can't help you there.
- This guy. (Shows
a picture.)
- Oh, you mean Sid.
Helluva a guy.
- Well, do you have any reason to consider Mr. Jinnah, I
mean "Sid," a threat to our country?
- Sid? Of course,
not, but then again, he is a Yankee fan, he-he-he.
- So Mr. Jinnah is a baseball fan?
- Not just baseball, any sport, it's all he talks about. Say, how come all these questions about the
workers? When are we going to talk about
the egg roll?
- The egg roll?
- That's right, the egg roll. The egg roll that was so old and crusty that
it pulled out my crown!
- The egg roll?
- Come on, I sent in a picture of my tooth stuck in the
egg roll. You must have seen it. I don't blame Jimbo and Sid, I'm sure it's
the higher ups who won't let them throw out the food, but I thought you guys
could do something.
- Egg roll? No, I'm sorry, sir, we can't help you with
that. You'll need to move along now.
- Wait, aren't you
from the Health Department?
- No, sir, and you'll need to move along.
- Well, then who are you?
- Immigration, sir. Again, I need to ask you to ... (turns) Fred!!
Don't eat that!!!
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